GODDOMMIT
Upon further inspection/research on the pair of supposedly “high-quality” earbuds that I just purchased last night for my very late birthday gift, I realized that I successfully procured a PIECE OF SHIT IMITATION PAIR OF EARBUDS THAT ARE WATERPROOF.
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS WATERPROOF EARBUDS
DO YOU SWIM WITH THEM SHITFUCKDAMNBUTTSAHDNBIODFIOHAENRFIUAHOFN
Anyway, hopefully the full money back guarantee will be legit and I will be able to get a refund on those fuckers.
Achievement unlocked:
-Consumer Fail: Buy a cheap knock-off version of a product and find out why it’s cheap